Sexy music videos, a breakdown

I really do not understand the trend for making music videos that show people getting off, on themselves, on each other, kissing, getting all hot and steamy with sex-tousled hair and perfectly made-up faces – why would I want to watch that? Ew. And even if it turned me on a little bit, I have better things to do with my time than watch the video again for that teensy bit of naughty pleasure. I do. I am on a quest to find ‘hot’ music videos that don’t just irritate the hell out of me.